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Perhaps my favorite quote of the year so far is John Williams saying, “This experience is all new to me. I’ve heard of this institution but I’ve never been anywhere near it. Amazing to see what’s done here,” after his first foray into a Costco.

Today’s the day my new mantra begins: “Keira Knightley isn’t really Umbridge. Keira Knightley isn’t really Umbridge.”

Bruh this Pensieve foley is making me have to pee.

Reading this in 2026 is crazy because aside from Voldemort the main villains are 1) the son of a very important politician who steals an old man’s identity and uses it to spy on and kidnap children, and 2) a journalist who uses A.I. to write here stories. Also, I’m pretty convinced that Ludo Bagman is really just Casey Wasserman.

Give Hugh Laurie an award for actually asking “Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?” calmly.

Perfect timing on the release of this one. Exactly one week after seeing Cursed Child on Broadway, I was needing a refresher. Its plot and characters are so pivotal to the play and I have the movie (and LEGO video game levels) so ingrained in my memory, I knew I needed to go back to the original source to fill in the blanks.