That moment when you think the cashier at a chain bookstore might be one of your Goodreads friends you don't know IRL and you flash the secret sign and he/she doesn't reciprocate and so you follow the person to their car during their lunch break and lovingly tell them they look a like a GoodReads friend. Then you run under his/her car and hope they forget what just happened.
— Dec 21, 2019 01:34AM
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