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I just got to the big plot twist. Cute.

“Stop crying. You won’t be able to do it properly if you are crying.” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

“One day," she said, "you will have to stop asking stupid questions for the sake of conversational presenteeism. It endears you to no one. You know exactly what I meant."

HIT HER AGAIN SHES SO FUCKING DUMB BRO

“the predicament of the expats was unique. But the rhythms of loss and asylum, exodus and loneliness, roll like floods across human history. I'd seen it happen around my own life.”

“He was here, by and with and in my body. He lives in me like trauma does. If you ever fall in love, you'll be a person who was in love for the rest of your life.”

2/5 s3x scene like that was awful 👎

i got to the first s3x scene and i’m sitting on a plane 🧍‍♀️closed my book will finish later LMFAOOOO and also reading one of these when the characters are british is so fucking funny actually

“you’re occupied to an almost violent degree by your own career” yeah relatable

okay pro-union

i stopped listening to this around 3 days before the election because it’s like being forced to relive an agonizing car crash over again

“if mamala had the nuclear codes we’d be at brunch right now!”

I am not loving this book 😬

coronavirus mention 😿

“I note all this because I think male writers are often mocked for their lengthy descriptions of women’s breasts, but I do think some breasts provoke them, even from me.” I know what you are…. 🫵📸

flo milli mentioned

here we go with joe biden fucking up shit again

it’s so self-congratulatory at times i have no choice but to roll my eyes

MS Teams mentioned 😔

like obviously many of her campaign strategies were wrong idk why she’s so positive about them

“But knowing what was at stake, it was too big of a risk.” well obviously it didn’t pay off so

joe biden’s a zionist? fork found in kitchen

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“Control’s lectures were nakedly about getting the narrative right. In their much-edited correctness, their placid-voiced hectoring, they bankrupted the energy in the room.”

I thought this was romance

grace i am so sorry. this book is so boring. will the pace pick up or what

I literally just read the preface and I already know I am going to be in fundamental disagreement with the central argument of this book