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“the paradox of being grateful for a new life at the painful loss of an old one.”

her low self esteem is killing me

bjorn went to the rhysand school of feminism

cheryl sandburg sexually abusing her female subordinates yeah lock this lady up

andrew jackson being zuck’s favorite president. fork found in kitchen

she’s pregnant in MYANMAR?

“it’s the private sector. government protocols don’t mean anything, cheryl’s friends do.” LIKE!!!

“I ended up at the UN because I genuinely believed it was the seat of global power; the place you go when you want to change the world” L M F A O O O O

as someone who also works in international policy at a multinational, retweet

“even with the prenup, he would be fair” the saxophones are getting louder

“we had to prioritize James’s career. I turned down the job.” JAMES WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!!!

i can tell that this is exactly the part where she fucked up. when he changed the pre-written prenup.

he said “nothing bad will ever come of this” and i swear i started to hear the saxophones

sharing a diary together? oh i’m so happy for you! (kys)

this who Greece story? yeah i’m not gonna lie i would’ve fallen in love too LMFAOOO yeah im humble enough to know that im not any better

“Every single night, for the last two months, I’ve woken up at 3 am thinking of you.” GUARDS!!!! SEIZE HIM!!!

anybody need a condom?

i would’ve beat his ass personally. more strategically i would’ve had him audited by the feds

Oh!

reheating ACOSF nachos

I just got to the big plot twist. Cute.

“Stop crying. You won’t be able to do it properly if you are crying.” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

“One day," she said, "you will have to stop asking stupid questions for the sake of conversational presenteeism. It endears you to no one. You know exactly what I meant."

HIT HER AGAIN SHES SO FUCKING DUMB BRO

“the predicament of the expats was unique. But the rhythms of loss and asylum, exodus and loneliness, roll like floods across human history. I'd seen it happen around my own life.”

“He was here, by and with and in my body. He lives in me like trauma does. If you ever fall in love, you'll be a person who was in love for the rest of your life.”