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“I used to think there was such thing as emptiness, that there were places in the world one could go and be alone. This, I think, is still true, but the error in my reasoning was to assume that alone was somewhere you could go, rather than somewhere you had to be left.”

I’m so confused

I knew it!!!!! Oh shit

“I felt like I needed to throw a dish towel over his penis and wait an hour to let it rise”

This book is unhinged in the best way!!!! I’m loving it

“And please give my husband a spine. I’m tired of him needing to borrow mine.”

“All men wanted to become legends. It was embarrassing.”

“People think they want minimalism, people think they want a house absent of stuff, when in fact, a perfectly uncluttered home makes them want to kill themselves. A space must always look lived in for someone to want to live in it.”

Eww cringe cringe cringe.. whyyyy!??

I love this already