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“Well, if a speck knew itself to be a speck, then what a fine speck it was.”

Jesus Christ this is hard to read.

“If the fruits tasted slightly of martyrs, it’s because the trees grew right on top of them.”

“Wales had been a constant problems for the Plantagenets” NO SHIT I’m throwing popcorn at the TV right now who the fuck have the welsh not been a problem for ever in history ever?

#fucklongshanks am I right?

Had to pause this to read a damn history book or two about Britain. Thanks a lot Neal, making me read more.

This looks silly but Romm was involved so I’m giving this a shot.

This one is a bit hard. I think I need Harris.

Dude loves his wine

So far the Bell translation > *.

lol we are giving Theo of Golden a 4.5+ and Mediations a 4.26.

Giving the Hays translation a shot.

Be just like teddy roosevelt in 5 easy steps!

“I did like my tutors had told me and watched the terror as closely as I could, and allowed it to leave through the back door of my mind without offering it tea.”

About a quarter in and all I can think of is this is what a kardashian would imagine sci fi to be like. Every race is just like the humans except they swim in tanks or have scales. My mentor loves this book and I hate that I’m finding it as insipid as I do.

And for night-tapers crop their waxen thighs,
And light them at the fiery glow-worm’s eyes,
To have my love to bed and to arise;
And pluck the wings from painted butterflies,
To fan the moonbeams from his sleeping eyes.
Nod to him, elves, and do him courtesies

Enough to bring one to ears.

at 50% - A conspiracy theorist trying to convince you that he’s not a conspiracy theorist.

Reading Shakespeare starting with his least loved plays.

Edit: who tf is all giving Shakespeare — SHAKESPEARE -- one star? Is this the same people who are rating the Pacific Ocean on google maps poorly?

FINALLY.

Eh, why not?

It’s really nice to have a balance.

I read about the stories of real manly men in books by Larry McMurtry and when it’s just too much, I can always turn to the works of much more feminine men and read a book like this.

I mean why not.