Alex Wisner > Recent Status Updates

ALREADY HEHEHE-ING????????

described to me as “the same sort of dynamic as jude and cardan” by a hypercritical book tuber i follow that’s a cruel prince truther so here i am. clowning again.

i’m sick of yall sleeping on YA romance

t kingfisher did you save the start of my reading year

sorry to my fans but i am a liar😛

i’m sorry to all my fans a fantasy break was desperately needed

why am i crying in the club

i can pretty confidently say my throat has never “clicked” before but these characters throats do at least once a chapter

he’s still yearning

he yearns

would keep reading if i was not a complete unreasonable prickly bitch to everyone i encounter without my 8 hours of sleep a night

JULIE👹

hello

let’s go yearly reread

mia…i fear

if you read this book and sit here and say “oh i bet i know that happens next” don’t because then you’re going to turn the page and get punched in the face 67 times and run over by an 18 wheeler

IM GASPING IM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS IM FAINTING ON A COUCH IM PACING MY PADDED CELL

best book of the year? stay tuned

i cannot guess one single twist

don’t speak too soon alex do not speak too soon

30 pages in and i already gasped

stop why is garrett’s dad a mustache twirling villain

GET THIS ONE DIRECTION SLANDER OUT OF MY BOOK

tired of yall sleeping on YA thrillers

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

ali i’m back once again apologizing that it took me so long to get to you