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He thought that in the history of the world it might even be that there was more punishment than crime but he took small comfort from it.

Bring home the bacon; fry it up in a pan. And not get fat from the beacon so she could get a man.

A door closed for me. … not being able to do things was in my past.

I shit you not.

Pompeii hair dressers sewed the hairstyles into place

Interesting discussion of discerning worm-ridden wood by avoiding those frequented by flycatchers

Dun dun dun! Soapy!

Adult debut for curato that checks all the boxes.

Discussion of whisking brain into liquid milkshake seems disrespectful to the person who donated their body to science

LARP in prehistory 🙃

They would have heckled Jesus on his final walk: “get in step, son of God! “

The vintage car payoff: the replacement is the straw that broke the weddings back.

Job goals

Reader, I married him.

What’s the payoff for what happened to the car that got fucked?

Phoebe hates having to perform happiness in front of other people’s children.

“ yes I know Harry is dead, “she says to her phone. “So fuck you, you fucking fuck. “

Perhaps it’s cultural but I don’t understand why the customers don’t already know the meaning of the Special Chair in the cafe

Plot twist: it’s Gary!

Not sure why phoebe is holding on to Matt so hard given the description of ivf struggles

She imagined leaving only so she could imagine staying.