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This book is actually so funny, I’m cackling at her cutting an onion. 😂

“No one discarded a treasure, did they? Only worthless things were left behind.”

👏an👏arranged 👏marriage 👏is 👏still👏 a 👏marriage👏therefore 👏 it 👏is 👏cheating👏

😤

Plutarch is a real mvp

Beetee has a son?! 😭😭

“I’m drug beneath the surface”

Am I going insane or is the past tense of drag most certainly not “drug” 🧐

I’m giving it five more chapters. I just don’t know if this book is for me.

Chapter 1 and lowkey had to check to see if this was the first book, I’m so confused

As much as I think it would be interesting to read anyone’s diary…this has made me realize I actually never want to. Some thoughts should be kept buried and never see the light of day.

I really like the voice and pacing of this book. It’s giving The Bell Jar but in Germany.

This I literally so dumb and if I didn’t need another book for my goal sheet I would dnf it.

It’s like a hallmark movie

The pacing of this book sucks

How long is it appropriate for me to wait to reread TOG? Because when I say I think about it everyday, that’s an understatement.
Past me said life’s too short to reread books. I was wrong and would like to publicly redact that statement.

Dnf

Saris and Fish are that insufferable high school couple infatuated with each other after passing each other in the hall once.

I’m so confused and debating dnf-ing

Thank you mars and cass for the bday gift

“The immature part of me”
As if it’s not her whole personality 🙄

If I hadn’t bought this book I would have dnfd it already

I’m actually dying of second hand embarrassment and I genuinely don’t know if I can make it through

I was a Sarah Adams stan…but this book is making it realllllly difficult

I’m so confused is Omnamshacry and Old L’Shacry the same dragon or are there two??

“Oh, okay. Perfect. When the historians revisit Ajun in a couple of centuries, I’ll make sure they chisel that into your headstone, then. He tried.”

Can someone please genuinely tell me what is going on in this book

I feel like Hart is just getting lazy, you’re telling me in one paragraph they left and found a powerful and cooperative witch? 🧐😒

GAHAHA this interaction between carrion, fish, and saer is comical

What kind of name is Kingfisher and why can’t Carrion be the mmc I was so here for it

“If I knew I could buy your time, I would be bankrupt...”

Gaha the audacity