Stephanie > Recent Status Updates

I mistaken looked at some reviews that said things moved too fast. It’s true. The weeks/days feel accelerated in an unreal way. I don’t think I would have noticed without the review so I hate that for myself, but I am enjoying the obvious tropes anyway.

Much like the movie, things went sideways. I didn’t recall Bridget being so… dumb though. It’s making it a little difficult to finish up

Finally starting to pick up, but I’ll be at this for a while

So far most things are common sense. Surprised to discover I’ve used this system before.

Bridget is so mental. Mark is definitely her foil

Clary FINALLY isn’t just a whiny teen

WTF? I did not see that coming. I, um, need more details of this infatuation

It’s getting better. Initially I found our heroine rather annoying.

Whelp. There have been tears now. Surprise!

This book is just as much fun as I remember!

I honestly keep waiting for the narrative to flip to third person. This first person take makes it too personal. I suppose making me uncomfortable means it’s doing it’s job.

At this point, raptors are NOT a cool dinosaur. Also, I’m hoping Levine has learned a valuable life skill like don’t run off the research because the research might want to kill you. Such a dolt

I need them to solve the mystery of the island!

They’re currently talking about testifying and all I wanna do is scream at these characters that that’s not how this works that’s not how any of this works it just makes me so mad