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Kristen is 54% done with The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)

that's her son!!! that's his mom!!!

— Apr 14, 2026 08:28PM Add a comment

The Thursday Murder Club (Thursday Murder Club, #1)

Kristen is 47% done with Agnes Aubert's Mystical Cat Shelter

Banshee, my love 😭❤️

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Kristen is 12% done with Agnes Aubert's Mystical Cat Shelter

maybe the Heather Fawcett cat book will fix me

— Mar 25, 2026 01:16PM Add a comment

Kristen is 84% done with Station Eleven

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Kristen is 40% done with Station Eleven

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Kristen is 21% done with Station Eleven

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Kristen is 78% done with The Silent Patient

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Kristen is 74% done with The Song of Achilles

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Kristen is 55% done with The Song of Achilles

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Kristen is 45% done with The Silent Patient

— May 02, 2025 08:50PM Add a comment

Kristen is 64% done with Funny Story

Pete and Maggie mention!! 🥳

— Apr 10, 2025 01:45PM Add a comment

Kristen is 27% done with Funny Story

The only way I can figure that this whole grownass man was allowed anywhere near storytime without a child is that Ashleigh saw him coming and told the other staff to let him cook

— Apr 09, 2025 06:47AM Add a comment

Kristen is 6% done with Funny Story

Dragons Love Tacos always gets kids hype, this is bullshit

— Apr 08, 2025 09:58PM Add a comment

Kristen is 35% done with Creep: Accusations and Confessions

''Getting jumped by the weather is the price we pay to live in California.'' FR FR

— Feb 28, 2025 08:21PM Add a comment

Kristen is 16% done with Creep: Accusations and Confessions

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Kristen is 53% done with Reaper Man (Discworld, #11; Death, #2)

I'm still listening to this, I promise

— Jan 14, 2025 07:24PM Add a comment

Kristen is on page 130 of 384 of Tress of the Emerald Sea

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Kristen is 11% done with Reaper Man (Discworld, #11; Death, #2)

Detritus mention! 🥳

— Dec 04, 2024 12:13AM Add a comment

Kristen is 42% done with Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches #2)

''No on knows why men say things like this.''
thanks, Terry

— Nov 19, 2024 09:53PM Add a comment

Kristen is 10% done with Wyrd Sisters (Discworld, #6; Witches #2)

time for Terry

— Nov 10, 2024 09:34PM Add a comment

Kristen is 75% done with Wow, No Thank You.: Essays

— Nov 03, 2024 08:12PM Add a comment

Kristen is 50% done with Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)

— Oct 27, 2024 07:33PM Add a comment

Kristen is 66% done with What I Ate in One Year: (and related thoughts)

— Oct 25, 2024 08:58PM Add a comment

Kristen is 9% done with Demon Copperhead

ok but Mariah Peggot did nothing wrong

— Oct 24, 2024 01:19PM Add a comment

Kristen is 47% done with What I Ate in One Year: (and related thoughts)

I'm not crying, you're crying

— Oct 18, 2024 01:41PM Add a comment

Kristen is 37% done with Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)

— Oct 17, 2024 07:15PM Add a comment

Kristen is 20% done with What I Ate in One Year: (and related thoughts)

— Oct 10, 2024 01:28PM Add a comment

Kristen is 4% done with Nona the Ninth (The Locked Tomb, #3)

not 100% sure what's going on, but I'm here for it

— Oct 05, 2024 08:17AM 1 comment

Kristen is 9% done with What I Ate in One Year: (and related thoughts)

I also will only go to parties if Stanley Tucci is going to be there

— Oct 03, 2024 01:16PM Add a comment

Kristen is 84% done with Ruthless Vows (Letters of Enchantment, #2)

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