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this is wild

not me opening tik tok and seeing a massive spoiler for this book released in 2010

did you know that there's an eleventh metal in the final empire?

me, trying to read:
Ariana Grande in my head: AND GOODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED'S LIVES ARE LONELY GOODNESS KNOW THE WICKED DIE ALONE

people on this train can’t shut the fuck up

do not judge me for my reading choices

I don’t care for California.

not to be a Debby downer but every chapter is causing me damage comparable only to the weird gen 4 out-of-battle poison damage mechanic in the sinnoh games

page two and I already feel like Trixie and katya watching that awful gay Christmas rom com

me after you’ve told me in grave detail how the king's heir, the grandson of William the conqueror, perished right at the cusp of *the prince that was promised*-ish mythologising of England's Norman dynasty: that is crazy

well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business

promising concept, but the execution is annoying at times and filled with stupid sad jokes

back to the roots, time is a flat circle etc

reading two books at once very slowly and picking up my phone one billion times atm

such a slow reader these days

disregard my previous statement we are getting somewhere

I wish this was somehow better