Cait Jones > Recent Status Updates

"if you knew anything of sexual psychology you would know that nothing could give me keener pleasure than to be manhandled by you meaty boys"

Must have sucked to only ever be able to talk to like 5 people max and they’re all your cousins an you’re all kinda trying to fuck each other because who else is there

It’s literally hell reading this book because my mind is constantly singing I think I’m gonna die in this HOUSE or heathcliff it’s me it’s Cathy I’ve come home now

I am going insane

I sure hope Joseph isn’t delivering any important plot points because I’m not taking any of that in

If there are any further Taylor swift references im out

Not the lesbian meet cute both grabbing the last copy of fun home at a book store lmao

He’s already pissing me off

Genuinely diabolical to name the two queer characters Willie and Dickie