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I’m willing to forgive this line because all the characters are on drugs but…tigers can’t purr

I feel like the dramatis personae is making this more confusing and not less

“I want to die at every biweekly All-Hands meeting”

They mention my former employer on this page

New Jersey truly is the Midwest of the Northeast

“‘Pussy lung cancer,’ Sasha said, unable to shut up.” I’m obsessed with this girl she is so dumb

I really need a straight person to read this and then try to explain it to me

“Some enterprising political cabal” 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

The plural of Pokemon is just Pokemon. Who at Nightfire do I need to talk to about this

One of the main characters just called a flying squirrel “exotic” for upstate NY even tho they’re literally native to upstate NY

A Demon-Girl’s Guide to Life (The Exorcist) - 5*

I am like 33 pages in and this book is driving me insane already

The way this narrator just pronounced "gli inviti"....jail

I feel like this is just the historical version of the chart from the L word

Wow this is just like Repo! The Genetic Opera

“Jesus is pretty popular up in Ohio.”

There’s a typo on this page

Up till now I was thinking this book was well written but Lennox (sp?) literally just walked into the scene and was like "let me infodump at you for a solid minute of the audiobook"

Props for being the only book I’ve ever read that mentions enemas as part of gay sex

“Horniness destabilized me”

THIS MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE? AM I HALLUCINATING THIS PLOT??