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I swear to god — is his name Ewan? It’s YOU-IN ffs im gonna dnf the next book where the narrator pronounces it EE-WAHN, do A GOOGLE PLEASE.

Checkov’s Chef, I’m calling it now

Girlie that’s not bad grief, you’re depressed.

This is why i have Blondie blocked on spotify

Yeah why arent we more worried about the armed murderer somewhere in the club???

IN A CLOSET? IN A DEFUNCT CLUB???

Actually fuck you both, you’re perfect for each other.

OF COURSE he’s a fuckin cop y’all are useless.

OK, so can confirm that Heart Eyes, the movie, came out before this book, since this book was published this year. So why the fuck is the author talking shit on that silly, fun little slasher? Because Heart Eyes didn’t waste nine hours of my life and was actually enjoyable, as opposed to this book… So how about we tone down the “unoriginal“ bullshit?

4 1/2 hours in, and we have just now gotten to the point the back of the book promises. I need blurb writers to stop this nonsense.

Being tongue-in-cheek about the Heart Eyes mask isnt cute and funny, it’s annoying. AND ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THE TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS?

OH MY GOD YOU ARE TRYING TO BE HEART EYES bro fuck this book

“I wish I knew how to slit you” - Not Brokeback Mountain” is homophobic actually and I will not be elaborating.

Girl stfu about psycho omg Campbell is *just a guy*

I really hate all these edited quotes at the beginning of the chapters

So, no hate to FMC’s bestie, but reading a few paragraphs of an introduction to a dissertation and giving the feedback of “pick one, I don’t see how these two things correlate”, is not actually helpful. The whole point of the dissertation is to argue and explain how these two things…correlate…

I like that all the machines are named for female scientists. The Curie machine for xrays, the Franklin diffractor (they’ll never make me forget you Rosalind!!)

Corwin and Benedict “Will you be my mistress” Bridgerton need to start a support group for fucking stupid privileged men

I think i actually hate this book

Not to rain on anyone’s parade but if there’s absolutely one thing I need authors to stop doing, it’s mishandling how forensics work. Namely: if you’re a victim of a crime/know a victim, you DO NOT. get to have anything to do with the case. That’s how you get it thrown out in court.

Celine/Selene should ABSOLUTELY NOT be the one interrogating the suspect who allegedly broke into her apartment??

I will give Zav one thing tho! He’s been pretty up front with Celine (Selene? This is an audiobook). Most of these men be lyin’ all the time, and besides his hobby keeping her in job security, which he hasn’t told her about, he’s been really honest.

I’m about to start deleting books with the fuckass fated mates trope i cant keep doing this 😭

I desperately need people writing crime books to look up the physiological necessity of fingerprints. We have fingerprints to grip shit, you can’t just not have fingerprints 😭

*i fucking knew it* love them

Oh please tell me Wolfe is los geebeetee

I am in a hell of my own making (one person asked me to read this book)

I think it’s very telling that this is the first audiobook I’ve listened to, published in the last two years, that did not include an anti-AI statement at the end. Considering this author, appears to support the use of ChatGPT and other Gen AI bullshit.

I stg if their mom is Edith im gonna explode.

Yeah im gonna send my 4yo knowingly into the past after being a helicopter parent bc the world is just a wacky place and we can’t control anything anyway 🤪 Claire sucks.

Miss Author why are we calling copperheads “adders”? One google. One google tells me they’re pit vipers.