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The narrator makes these men sounds like Jurgen Leitner procreated with skeksis

Hey so what 😀 THE FUCK 😀 is going on ???

What happened to “leave her alone for now” ????

oooh i have ✨anxiety✨ for our girl

Mmm so he did have a chance actually and y’all decided to chat in the ballroom for like 8 years

So Ambrose is still high key dying in the other room, right?? Y’all what the fuck are we doing

Wait no not the doomed yuri!

AWW FRIENDS!!

Wow Grace is a bitch?

Hey so this is a TERRIBLE plan and your parents are absolutely going to notice and be upset. 30% is a LOT

Did NOT realize these were high schoolers, and i think what’s throwing me off is that one narrator sounds like an adult and the other sounds like a high schooler and it’s low key giving me the ick.

Oh! Okay!

Yeah imma head out, gbye!

Eve, if your avoidance is THIS BAD, maybe we should have stayed in therapy, hmm?

A sense of URGENCY people, please!!

Oop look at that! When we lie to the public, they believe the lies. And then when someone has more money than sense, and believe the lies, suddenly there’s monsters in the sewers ready to eat everyone :)

brb in love with Clae “I Have a Gun” Sinclair 😭

Oh my fucking god MMC is so fucking gullible. And I’m supposed to believe he’s a good cop?? Bullshit

It’s been a WEEK???

Resident Evil also prepped me to shoot man eating monsters in the eye

Welcome back Shesheshen

It’s shit like this that makes me dislike this book.

“Dottie, his favorite waitress, gives him the third degree about the murders, while keeping his mug filled, and for the sake of a little peace and quiet, he has to tell her truthfully he has a little to do with the official investigation.”

The *whole book* is like this. All tell no show ffs

“Bite marks are as individual to a person as fingerprints”

I know this is set in the 90s but I’d love to Um, Actually rq. Bite marks can be faked, teeth can change (straightened, lost, etc). Your fingerprints can’t do that shit. You have em, or you don’t. If I have a scar through my left first finger whorl, that doesn’t make it not a whorl, yk?

The irony of Edwin accusing Corwin of all the shit HIS besties have been doing. And also genocide. We can’t forget that Edwin is siding with the genociders. :)

Corwin learns that birth control is a good thing, and eugenics is bad. In other news, fork found in kitchen.

IN THE OVER FULL UBER?? BRO

What is it with all these hockey players that have daddy issues?? Nathan, Ilya, Garrett…

This mage seer is very Nikola Orsinov coded. Same vibes.

Are we…not on a ship? Is there not a finite amount of places Imogen and Lachlan could have hidden Halla?? Cmon

“You’ve been shockingly untrustworthy since we reunited” bro WHEN??