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…suggesting ordering a book from Amazon *inside an indie bookstore* should be fucking illegal.

The misogyny were the ghosts we met along the way

The fact that the house has like…angry misogyny brain-bees is a little silly

Hey so you talking to the ghost is supposed to be a favor for being an asshole, not something you can use to ask her out smfh

Yall have been on ONE DATE and then he was an asshole in HER HOME what are yall doing????

HEY. DUDE. WHAT THE FUCK??

“If you’ll excuse me, ladies,” she said to the Sánchezes. “I’m going to go kill this man…”

If i took a shot for every time Eamon’s “death black” eyes are described, I’d be dead and haunting Nicole Scarano.

Im sorry, Rhys, Bel’s grown ass father, tripped on a wallet in the woods??? A WALLET?

Hey so actually it doesnt matter how much losing her would hurt you? You kidnapped her and locked her in a room. She gets to be angry without you guilt tripping YOUR VICTIM??

Okay, bear man. Why are we keeping a bloody piece of murder evidence next to your keys?? Also, if you have the right to remain silent: *shut. up.*

Honestly, Bel should hire Eamon if he’s able to trace contact through sent. He can tell that the person he’s beeping with touched someone else who then touched Bell? Get this man into forensics.

IS poison a “woman’s weapon” or is this misogyny? time to google scholar that shit. Also, considering the “women be shoppin” bullshit about the murder victim’s friends afterwards, im leaning toward misogyny

“His guilt spurred him to watch over her, though. And while to most, his unconventional ways were borderline illegal, Bel felt safe knowing a lord of darkness guarded over her against the demons.” BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL RN. 😭

Yall i cannot take this fuckass book seriously Eamon buddy why the fuck would you say that???

I really don’t like it when a het romance has a moment past the 90% mark where surprise! The FMC has also been queer all along! Despite the fact that her two love interests this whole book are both men and it’s one mention of one woman at almost the end. 😐

So that’s what we in the business call “leads” and the police should and do follow those. Why are you looking at a 20 something who’s put herself in danger bc YOU ASKED HER TO and then telling her she needs more?? That’s on YOU. YOUARE THE PILICE.

“And you *stayed*??” SO DID YOU???

Not the dedication to the Muderinos, hoooooo boy here we go

Not only am I looking into the camera like Jim from The Office (😐) but also, I’m fighting Ransom in a Denny’s parking lot.

Okay but how do we know that was *her* blood on the treaty???

Wow i hate these men already. That’s gotta be some kind of record

…i know SHE broke into HIS house but uhh he just assaulted her?

The LEAPS and BOUNDS in logic Bel makes is fucking nonsensical. Girl you gotta stretch before reaching this far good GOD

“I may be evil but I’m not the evil you’re hunting.”

😐

Bel has called Eamon “evil” no less than three times. She’s seen him in person *checks notes* twice. And she keeps talking about their attraction like her boyfriend(?) is standing right there???

Oop. Bel only comes up to his chest! He was pure grace and silence in the shadows! Strength and dominance! “She had never witnessed such perfection. She had never stared at such evil. He was beauty. He was a beast, and every inch of him oozed darkness and power.” He’s dirty blonde and she’s calling him morally grey based on it i fucking cannot. He’s said THREE WORDS.

Sooooo dramaaaaatic. “She felt the evil from the gothic mansion seeping into her car” be so forreal

I’m sorry, your first suspect is the guy who commissioned Lumiere for a bunch of expensive furniture???

Calling it now, it was the feather duster.

Also why is this comped to Criminal Minds and not Hannibal with all those artsy body poses?