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Caitlin Theroux is 73% done with Midnight Sun (The Twilight Saga, #5)
You’re telling me we have 7 more hours for FOUR PLOT POINTS???
— Aug 12, 2026 06:57PM Add a comment
Midnight Sun (The Twilight Saga, #5)

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Caitlin Theroux is 22% done with Midnight Sun (The Twilight Saga, #5)
I love how bad this is. One day I’ll get a whole substack series going about my relationship with these books.
— Aug 05, 2026 09:44PM Add a comment
Midnight Sun (The Twilight Saga, #5)

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Caitlin Theroux is 40% done with The Awakening (Zodiac Academy, #1)
The most specialist girls in the most magicalest world, and blue hair and alllllll the powers and something something Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
— Jul 08, 2026 09:13PM Add a comment
The Awakening (Zodiac Academy, #1)

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Caitlin Theroux is 15% done with The Awakening (Zodiac Academy, #1)
People, I just finished my MFA. My brain is exhausted, and this book requires exactly zero brainpower. Is it bad? Yes. Is it fun for now? Also yes. But the minute it hits bad-not-fun territory, it gets yeeted.
— Jul 08, 2026 08:43AM Add a comment
The Awakening (Zodiac Academy, #1)

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Caitlin Theroux is 72% done with The Running Man
Even KING calls my hometown the boondocks of the U.S.? DAYUM. I mean, he’s not wrong, but dayum.
— Jun 01, 2026 10:57AM Add a comment
The Running Man

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Caitlin Theroux is 43% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)
Why is this book 400 pages long, holy crap
— May 19, 2026 08:39PM Add a comment
Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

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Caitlin Theroux is 25% done with Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)
Bruh. I thought when someone mentioned “public sex in a crowded Uber” was an exaggeration. It was not. This is neither sexy nor acceptable.
— May 18, 2026 08:44PM Add a comment
Icebreaker (UCMH, #1)

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