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Kayse is 52% done with The Iliad
“Menelaus stabbed his forehead above his nose, right at the bridge, and broke his skull, and popped his eyeballs out.”

JFC, what the fuck??
— Feb 01, 2026 12:34PM Add a comment
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Kayse
Kayse is 33% done with The Iliad
They really need to stop aiming for the nipples with their spears, it’s getting to be too much.
— Jan 28, 2026 06:41PM Add a comment
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Kayse
Kayse is 16% done with The Iliad
They keep talking about their nipples and it’s making me so upset. 😩
— Jan 26, 2026 04:24PM Add a comment
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Kayse
Kayse is on page 83 of 848 of The Iliad
— Jan 23, 2026 07:02PM Add a comment
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Kayse
Kayse is on page 57 of 848 of The Iliad
Thus ends Book II.
— Jan 19, 2026 04:54PM Add a comment
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Kayse
Kayse is on page 35 of 848 of The Iliad
Am I… am I supposed to dislike Thersites? He seems like the only rational one in the bunch so far.
— Jan 19, 2026 04:15PM Add a comment
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Kayse
Kayse is on page 15 of 848 of The Iliad
Okay, I know it’s ancient times, but Achilles weeping and sobbing to his mommy that the other Greeks took his prisoner away from him has me rolling my eyes so hard that I think I saw my brain.
— Jan 19, 2026 12:20PM Add a comment
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