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There’s nothing as unstoppable as freight train full of fuck yeah.

Aptly named. Putting me to sleep. Who are these people. Reminds me of welcome to nightvale without the weird humor.

Ugh. Go back to fiction.

You’re like a refreshing’ fart in a room full of roses.

And cucumber has come back around.

Every single one of them wanted to be involved in the decision-making process without necessarily going through the intelligence-using process first.

Page 1: There was humanity’s desire to do forbidden deeds merely because they were forbidden. There was it’s desire to find new horizons and kill the people who live beyond them. There were the mysterious scrolls. There was the cucumber…

…Just as the deceased was getting the hang of everything it’s all whisked away, by illness or accident, or in one case, a cucumber.

Oi

I done messed up picking this as my first book of the year. It’s too long! The pages are so thin and the words so small it’s like a Bible! Plus it ruins my plans of reading books that fit the matchup month. Black history is gonna be late this year for me.

“A person could spend most of a lifetime in retrospective terror, thinking of all the things one nearly didn’t do.”

The chafing qualities of frozen underwear can be seriously underestimated.

Oh Terry Pratchett, how you tickle me.

Page 16: Uberwald remains a mystery inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

Page 78: Nasty place, Uberwald. I heard where it’s a misery wrapped in an enema. That doesn’t sound to good.

A line worth saving..
“Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.”

Hate is just love with it’s back turned.

Third sentence: lightning prodded the crags like an old man trying to get an elusive blackberry pip out of his false teeth….

Terry Pratchett ❤️

“I’ve wondered often if life was more full for me or I just live it that way.”