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"It was a day completely devoid of weather. During some weeks in winter in the central part of Scandinavia the sky doesn't seem to bother even attempting to impress us, it greets us with the color of newspaper in a puddle, and dawn leaves behind it a fog as if someone has been setting fire to ghosts."

"It's hardly surprising that people get confused and society is going to the dogs when it's full of caffeine-free c

Chapter 42

" 'Think?' The Sphinx frowned. 'How am I supposed to test whether you can think? That's ridiculous!' ...'If you won't pass, you fail. And since we can't allow any children to be held back, you'll be EATEN.' ... 'My grading machine!' she cried. 'I can't be exemplary without my test scores!' "

This is the family that should have followed the Obamas!