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I know who the baby is!!!!

The funeral scene earned this a whole star on its own

Vera is always making me hungry for Chinese food T_T

Jfc how many times do you need to fuck on the page

This is the second book in a row with the name Bear for a boy 🤔🧐

Called it

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OK, we can all tell the missing Roseblood is gonna be Rune, right?

OK, proceed

Ok, after this I take it back. Spoilers











Still sure Verity is a villain (honestly she struck me as odd with his much she insisted on fresh blood) but after this chapter she's definitely the "dead" queen wearing an illusion

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calling it now. Verity's baby sister didn't die. It's Rune and Verity's also a witch, who's killing the Blood Guard

Asdfhddghj calling the unite them is a second sazed situation, I called it earlier I'm calling iiiiit

I love my trans bb Yadz and this fucking adhd dudebro ghost he adopted 😭

Catrin Walker-Booth should never read any other book with Greek names in it. Jesus christ the way she pronounces most of them is awful but "Patrocuelos"for Patroclus takes the cake🙄🙄🙄🙄

Jinx is so annoying so far, God.

it's for work, don't judge me lol

Don't judge me this is for work 🤣

The romance between Volk and Evianna is do awkward. It feels forced and it's entirely not needed. Ugh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🤯

Fuck I'm crying

WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHAT

Is that a Tenacious D reference 😂

Essential reread before part two!

Yeah lol i saw that coming 100 miles away

Ugh Sanderson, why. This is the first time I have been disappointed by him.
Woman disguised as vapid chick leans down "breaking the stiletto heels off her shoes" 😢😢😢
As far as stupid male writer things go this is the single awful thing he's done and is more dumb than hurtful. Still. SIGH.

This started super well 😁😁😁😁

Hgnnhgh this is so good already