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"Ooh Ron, are you wearing perfume?" asks Joyce, "It reminds me of something Joanna used to wear."

Ron grunts....

Never change Joyce!

"Who tests at ten p.m.? Millennials and sex pests, that's who."

The beans. The foking beans.

They are on their way to Nicosia (I've been there as well).

Anytime you get Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax in the same room...Two of the greatest literary characters.

"Rhythm Changes"

*Sigh* Chapter 50. Getting there.

Ponder Stibbons should be in charge of VAR for the English Premier League.

Yeah but can the Dolly Sisters Football Club do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

"Our religion is about love, you moron.'

"Jesus H. Christ!" his mother shouted...

'So ask yourselves, do you want your crops to be looked after a God who's fat and sassy? Or a God who's gassy from choking down epileptic sheep?

'The whole ancient world was a bag of dicks'

Mars puns.

"drop anchor"......Really???

...what is he without Babe but a reminder of all that has been lost

"But she couldn't die yet because there were four songs left to go"

Neil has to go down as the most unlucky person not to have signed a record deal.....(shame he wasn't an artist now...his band would have just uploaded and sold everything through bandcamp)

Ok Matt. You got me. I am extremely intrigued as to where this is going to end up.

It's Showtime vs. the Bad Boys.

"Listen," he said, "we have eighty-one more of these to go. Calm down."

"CHEESE AND FUCKING CRACKERS!"

I think that verse is found somewhere in the Gospel of Matthew.

Page 77 for 1977.

I like this Eliot Rosewater character.

Eat the rich.

It's amazing how quickly they went from Brommi lads to one of the biggest pop bands in the world.

I'm finding Ben (Bente) to be a rather annoying character but I am intrigued to see where this story goes.

Reading this before I watch the Netflix adaptation.

It started off well. The further I get into the book it keeps losing steam.