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maybe the phrasing of "fitz touches kids" and "fitz why did you touch those kids" and "fitz couldn't stop touching those kids" throughout this chapter should've been rethought

NICHOMACHEAN ETHICS MENTIONED RAAAAAAAH

This book is AWESOME so far

undiagnosed autistic dad about his undiagnosed autistic daughter: i don't understand why people think she's abnormal

(unrelated) fitz is such a bad dad i'm crying

ohhhh i'm chewing glass

Literally everyone in court HAS to think that Badgerlock and Lord Golden are lovers. “Oh this is my incompetent servant he’s useless but he’s so handsome and good with a sword so I keep him around” uh huh yeah I’m sure. Don’t worry Lord Golden I know what you guys are

"oooh fitz let's pretend you're my manservant and I'm a foppish but extremely handsome lord and I get to dress you up in cute clothing and tell you how handsome you are and parade you off in court and you have to act utterly devoted to me or our cover will be blown!!!" -- the fool, definitely not gay

I'm back on my bullshit again

AUGHHHHHAGAHAHGHUHH screaming crying throwing up

This guy’s life sucks so hard

why is this book one of the most devastating things i've ever read

Sparrowhawk went "is anyone going to adopt this child" and did not wait for an answer

BROOOO NOT THE ELENCHUS IN THIS MIDDLE GRADE NOVEL!!! SOCRATES WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? I CANNOT believe there is a whole part of this novel where they parody Socrates’ Euthyphro 😭😭😭

How did I JUST realize I’ve read a destiel fanfic with this exact premise. TJ Klune you will never escape my destiel allegations

I want to re-read If We Were Villains because I just got the fancy fifth-anniversary version but I really think I should wait until I'm done with the production of Macbeth I'm assistant directing... things could go very poorly...

‼️ JENNIFER’S BODY QUOTE ‼️

Middle grade can be so devastating because when you’re a kid all you’re thinking about is the fun adventure but as an adult all I’m thinking about is that this CHILD has to go through so much trauma… why are they trusting this girl to save the world or whatever she should be in therapy!!!

I legitimately think Dog Man is one of the best pieces of literature to come out in the past ten years. I am not joking.

I think middle-grade fantasy is the Best Genre but I can't stomach it like I used to because I get so stressed that everyone is bullying this 11-yr-old child!!! Everyone is so mean to her!!

Yeah Aladdin is gay:
G - guys, it's
A - actually more of a brotherly relationship
Y - yknow even though he's in love with me doesn't mean we're not brothers

What if I was back on my bullshit!!

I know it’s a little early to say but I’ve been saying for YEARS that John Green needs to write a nonfiction book. I’m so happy he decided to listen to me!!! This is completely where his strengths lay. I’ve only read the introduction but I’m already obsessed.

Ok, I take that back. Alina’s POV is essential to the book and it’s super interesting. I love how she’s changing and her perspective on the political nuances happening is really interesting.

Brb, just thinking about how incredible this book would’ve been if it were written in the far superior third perspective

Six of crows speedrun!!

I’m only a little bit in and I’m already obsessed. This book is so exactly my shit.

Have you ever misogyny’d so hard it turned into feminism? Me neither but Stephen King certainly has!

Stephen King’s scariest monster? The prison system 😔