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I have some notes.....
Kenya to Scotland takes 8 hours on a plane, not 24.
We do not call it a 'cell' phone in the UK.
We say arse, not ass.
How you going? Is an Australian term, not an English one, we say 'alright?'

Dnf at 31%
Couldn't find it in me to give a shit about these characters.