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Her twitter-patted daydreams around handsome men and male-shaped beings is interrupting the mystery.

Why is Miss Marple’s voice so gentle it’s creepy? It’s irritating.

Breaks over.
Chapter 18.

I’m so tired being inside the head of this greedy psycho. Who’s going to take him down, that’s what I want now.

I think I know the murderer already. I remember watching the miss marple episode. It’s unforgettable.

Thrilling ending. I wonder who he heard sighing behind the door.

It’s not terrible. Just boring. Especially the romance.

Ok, so Okorie is textbook perfect boyfriend material. But you want Blaze more… because he’s beautiful. And you feel guilty for betraying him. And now Blaze feels insulted because you don’t behave like a proper damsel-in-distress. But I know you’re going to choose him anyway.

I’m finding it harder to root for Jenna Ray.

I’ve had to reread a few chapters several times. I’ve fallen asleep listening to the audiobook.

Ugh, the first red flag 🚩 An American transfer student. It’s a boarding school, he doesn’t need to be near daddy. Send him to Illvermony

Shiori reads like she’s fourteen, not seventeen

Did she just… not so subtly slip a super powered Donald Trump into the narrative? Lame

Corny.🌽Heroes, villains, and fans are all corny representations of humans.

“‘He should be with a girl like me,’ a girl concludes, flicking her curly golden hair.”

A note to the author: real blonde fan girls do not talk like this. No one talks like this, announcing to the world how vapid and self deluded they are. It’s the dumbest way to get a guy ever.

Is this really how feminists think non feminists behave?

A bit boring 🥱

… wtf is Roger Rabbit doing in a Star Wars book?