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Putting the romance in necromancy. Has anyone else made this joke yet?

“It seems inappropriate for a young lady to be robbing a museum unchaperoned. The world is a dangerous place these days, you know.”

Bets on whether I finish this one. It's that annoying pig-tails pulling from the main character, who is old enough to know better and young enough to be absolutely unbearable.
Would perhaps work on people who enjoy American sitcoms taking place on college campuses.
The high ratings are a mystery as of yet.

Strictly speaking, I would prefer less opinionated and drier writing.

"I think perfectionism is based on the obsessive belief that if you run carefully enough, hitting each stepping-stone just right, you won’t have to die."

You can tell it was written by a man by the sheer amount of times penises (I mean, manhoods) are mentioned. It reads like a cross between Venom and the possibility that Sapkowski grew a pair and made Geralt able to string a full sentence and sleep with everyone regardless of gender.

Might be as well hanged for a sheep.

Read the extended preview on Google books and decided I might as well buy the whole thing. Right on the release date.

"Ujišťuju vaše lordstvo, že poprvé v životě lituju, že jsem se prakticky nevěnoval kampanologii."

Prvním exekutivním rozhodnutím by měl být robustní kastrační program.

Nesmíš všechno číst anglicky, musíš si taky občas užívat krásu svý mateřštiny. A pak to vždykcy skončí tak, že hnidopichuju kvalitu překladu.

Pro člověka žijícího v zemi, kde největší teroristickou organizací je Správa železnic, je to vlastně idylický čtení.