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See, this is how you write a book.

This sucks and I'm not going to finish it.

Epistolary novels work when the different accounts/documents vary in length, dude!

Maybe it's a lack of patience on my part, but I'm close to giving up on this if they don't get to the Lord of the Flies style takeover I was promised soon.

I know it's early, but I'm very much in the mindset of Milhouse wanting Itchy and Scratchy to get to the fireworks factory already.

This is…tough to read. There’s so much dialogue that depends on phonetics and pronunciation that I’m finding it tough to keep up.