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This dude is straight up trash. Loving this so far!

This book is WRECKING me.

Cletus was a regular at the senior center and my father’s shuffleboard nemesis.

Of course he was 😆

Best. Prologue. Ever.

Never underestimate how excited a poor college student gets when Boone’s Farm is on sale.

So true. And so sad, if memory serves.

What the hell is Ren doing here? Ren. We all know Aly’s the badass of that relationship.

No, she didn’t want to sell the business to Greg Sanderson, she wanted to run a successful tattoo shop and have her family around her and a hot boyfriend who spanked her like the boss from Secretary.

Help! Have any of you lovelies read anything amazing lately? I need a little angst, maybe some unrequited love or some drama that brings the feels.

Anyone wanna help a lady out? I'm open to it all but if it's a cliffy I'd prefer it if the last book has already been released. I may be lots of things, but patient isn't one of them.

“A woman isn’t defined by her boyfriends. She’s defined by her achievements. And her shoes.”

I'm soooo behind on my arcs. I hate you, jury duty!

These kids are going to be the end of me

I just started this little bit of goodness and I can already say I'm pretty sure this book was made just for me :D

"Duck a lot, and loudly.” She grinned. “For all of us parents back home who have to duck quietly.”

Damn, that's hot!

“No lunch dates, no date to the ball, no penis for you. And you don’t want miss out on my penis. It’s a good one.”

Post thanksgiving meal comfort food.

Note to self: Google penis size changes with age. For science.

I'm sorry.

Whaaaa...


Did he just say...

“Yeesh. You can take the smokey out of his late seventies cop car and slap him in a late nineties Bronco, but you can’t take the smokey outta the smokey.”

That awkward moment when you try and sneak read at work and start tearing up.

I've been saving this for just the right time.

Alright, my lovelies! I need a recommendation for for a book that brings the angst. I'm looking for relationship angst specifically, not past abuse or tragic circumstances kinda stuff necessarily. I don't have a problem with cheating as long as there's an appropriate beatdown/grovel.

I came three times. During sex. That’s like being told unicorns are real. And then actually seeing one.

Starting this as soon as I get home from work! Sometimes I really hate this whole "job" thing I've got going on.