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Sir, you just met her. Chill

*grumbles* fine.

Why? As a really good, really smart con man, do you think the person who hired you, who didn't care what happened to everybody else in orchestrating your ability to do this con would also not throw you under the bus?!?!? Why are we shocked?

I need this to move a bit faster. I need the climax to finally happen.

Why you trust the bad guys?!?! Baka!

There better be some justice for the breasts or I'm going to revolt.

Yessss Brendan!!!! Lol

A giant tarantula named Tom Hiddleston about took me out.

YEESSS!!! DO IT GIRL

MUSHROOM!!!!! Adorable

The friends are adorable

Did not need to know the eating habits of goblins....thanks..... From a vegetarian

"Honestly, how many more times would she find herself inflicted with men so drunk on their own power that they insisted on constantly interfering with her work?"

"Scotland is the place", she gets it.

Maria is a solid one.

Coffee does not taste good at Starbucks. That's just delusional.

Dude does wrong, I am sat. I expect revenge.

"Read books"

No puppies yet. I was promised puppies.

Tolkien reference!

Is sugar ok for fish and ducks??