Amy > Recent Status Updates

I've held back from updating my progress every single time a line hit me in the stomach otherwise I would be updating it every 5 pages but "society is meant for two. I'm just the friend that walks behind everyone on the sidewalk" really fucking took me out.

"People make plans about the future with their partner, not their friends" lol I'm gonna fling myself into the goddamn sun

I almost rage quit this book because the 8th grader in this said that Hawkeye was the worst Avenger but I will be the bigger person and keep reading.

So if she wakes up in an "alternate universe" that is her MASH game and everything about her life is how a tween in the 90s thinks adulthood would be, why is everyone else like...normal...but also no one is questioning why she is living her life like this like no one cares that a grown ass woman with not enough income bought a mansion and has a bunch of animal cracker cookies stashed in her house with 13 fish lol ok

Why would a reality competition show allow the contestants to keep their phones? Especially since Carter is updating her followers on behind the scenes stuff in real time. If she were to get eliminated, it would be pretty obvious before anything airs because she would...not be updating anymore... I just hate it when authors don't think of logistics sorry that my brain is like this!!!

Alex is truly the unsung hero of this series god he is so funny and stupid and since I didn't re-read the first one when the second one came out and I didn't re-read them when this one came out I always forget just how fucking funny Luc telling jokes to him is.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it etc etc

I've only read 6 (short) chapters and wow I hate it but I am a Little Women stan so I gotta hate read this til the end.

Don't mistake this for me not liking this book but we as a society really need to start coming up with a plan on how to abolish "romance lessons" as a trope.

I'm trying to be open minded but I'm only a few pages in and I just don't understand. Are we supposed to ignore that The Witch's Ghost exists then?? Why are we just changing the lore like this???

We're doing memory loss and there was only one bed but not with the person I want so Ms. Deonn is truly testing my patience right now!!!!

This has got to be some of the worst "reasons why they can't be together yet" I've ever read and I feel like I'm going INSANE because Violet keeps changing the reason like I feel like I'm being gaslit at this point and if I hear the same argument one more time I'm gonna lose it. I'm sorry I know I have friends who love these books but this "conflict" is truly so terribly written.

This dragon has to be subjected 24/7 to Violet's head about how much she wants to fuck the angry dude like I'm sorry cool ass dragon that you have to suffer through that.

Some logistical Qs before I forget: If it's hard af to get a dragon to bond with a rider to begin with and a rider's bond with a dragon is SO strong when it does then why do unbonded people still feel they have a chance to bond if they kill that dragon's rider and also if the Threshing is SUCH a big deal then why is there a chance for unbonded riders to bond after like might as well not have the Threshing then HUH?

Me every 5 minutes so far: it's giving Divergent.

In the last book Mia went to see Toy Story in theaters so it would have been 1995 but in this book only half a year later it's the USA vs China women's world cup final which was 1999 which took place in the summer not in october so what's the truth here

I'm never going to finish this book because I keep putting it down and staring into space like Suzanne is this a joke to you I'm gonna have a meltdown

I know Rick Riordan doesn't own the rights to starting your book at a class field trip in a museum before learning something is weird about you but it's still....suspicious for someone else to do this

Had to stop mid sentence because a few chapters in and I'm realizing that this is all in the same universe and the mom is the girl from World Made of Glass and I am crying

"What was that song they sang, in the party scene, when perfect Paul Rudd is singing with plaid-clad Brittany Murphey"

How could someone so confidently get something so wrong about Clueless Paul Rudd isn't even IN THAT SCENE.

I was today years old when I realized that Liam could be short for William and wasn't just its own name...

If she's going to do 2 chapters on Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus then she could have talked more about the other actors/kids and how the show affected them. I always knew Jason Earles was a good one.

I have to do my comments in real time otherwise I will forget. Hilary Duff essentially got two chapters and I see that HSM has 2 as well but Brenda Song couldn't even get her own chapter?? When she's been in more Disney Channel stuff than any other person??? It's disrespectful is what it is. Also I'm glad to know that Dylan and Cole Sprouse were good kids.

To every adult that knew Shia LaBeouf was BS-ing his way to fame and also was a child monster but let him get away with it and cast him in stuff anyway...I wish you a very fuck you. And for the record, even as I child I never liked him and never thought he was funny and for all of these adults to ignore his behavior because he was "funny" is just so wild to me like he wasn't EVEN!!!!! Anyway Nick Spano is a real one.

I haven't read this since I was 14 and some of it is screaming back to me but not in the way I wanted it to and actually this is even more boring than I remembered whoops

I don't know why I thought I could read the Model T plot and be ok because I'm upset all over again I'm actually just shaking with rage

This is just like when I was 13 and read Wicked after seeing the musical and didn't realize there would be quite so much sex

I have to say this now before I forget but this sequel found a way for the shop around the corner story to have the woman hold the power this time as I have been begging for a story to do this and I am screaming crying etc etc

I don't even care what happens for the rest of the book now that I know that Gyatso MADE UP Flamey-o Hotman so 5/5 for me

I think that Sarah J. Maas was listening to Crazy Ex Girlfriend's "Nothing is Ever Anyone's Fault" while she was writing this but didn't realize it was satire