a completely accurate summary of the first 8 books of the Iliad:
agamemnon: f u
achilles: f u harder
ships for dayssss
nestor: oh that I were young & strong! f these weak ass kids
we're going to have a fight to the death! *one of them leaves, no one dies*
we're going to have a fight to the death! oh wait nvm it's bedtime
literally everyone incl his family: paris that f-ing loser I wish he'd DROWNED
lots of people die
— Nov 15, 2025 10:38PM
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