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some very good takes (eugenics bad). also some very insane takes (casual early 20th century racism)

"no such thing as a free launch" had me cackling

vincemtn primce

tolstoy let's gooooooooooo

what

the cow’s been yassified

i am rabid

okay mothman kinda cute and pathetic tho ngl 🐀🐀🐀

six pages in and there is description of a minotaur penis

i've just received the worst news in the world. shared my review of the cow book with my book club. "bestie the literal next book in the series is with mothmam," they said. "they r not all milker fics." i am devastated. one offhand comment abt wanting to read abt mothman getting absolutely railed, and here i am: reading the sequel to a book i never finished. good god i hope there is no milk. no kissing cows.

for a book abt milk this is very dry :(:(

joined a book club and this is what they suggested reading?? there is milking but there r no dairy cows. :( :( only minotaur. do not eat dairy products while consuming this book

his dick the size of a pringles can... what has my life come to

i love the disdain with which disabled girls are written <3 <3 anyway don't worry bestie i'm profoundly autistic so it's my online "friends" who are responsible for what i'm typing rn, not me.

please trust me when i say i am not reading this for fun lmao

everyone is kind of insufferable ngl

gae

probably not the best choice of reading material considering my brain is currently made out of soup. legit have no idea what is going on xx

can't believe i went from reading the absolute masterpiece that is The Love Hypothesis to this. I really don't get the hype lmao like not to be dramatic but I've read better fanfic.

Will i finish this?? maybe when i forget just how bad it is askdhasldka

this is fluffy and awkward and i keep having to step away every 5 minutes to pace because i am in physical pain from second hand embarrassment. i hate this and it’s terrible and awful but it’s so much fun and i am reading this for the betterment of my mental health 💕