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She has given this white boy far too many chances

I don’t mean to nitpick but there is no Farsi course on Duolingo (I’ve tried)

I would defend her with my life

Almost passed out from the body horror 👍🏼

I loveeee these

Too relatable already

Genuinely wtf accent is this narrator doing for Kip

“Ugh DBT is so gay”
-Lukas Gage

-me

Why is he WHISPERING its driving me crazy I hate him

Why would a man(‘s perspective) be there

Dont look at me ✋🏼

Started this earlier because I need to feel joy and now I’m almost done

Ok I did not realize how extremely depressing this was when I suggested it for book club. My bad.

I’m cringing so hard

Yall are reading this/listening to this with a straight face???? This is insane.

Shoutout to Emma who recommended I read this while unpacking my house and swore (correctly) that it would fly by.

Idk if this is actually good but I’m having fun

Meep

Wait I love this!!!!

“The older we get, the more like children we are” crying

This is going to break me isn’t it

TJR’s taking it tbh…