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*me reading about all these people doing dumb things*

Tolkien really should have given some deeper thought to this decision to call this particular hill TUNA.

Hey friends! It's been a while since I used Goodreads for anything other than keeping tracking of my TBR pile, but I wanted to share a happy update with My Original MVPS.

After a three year hiatus, I'm close to finishing the first draft of the next book in my Tales of Ambia series!



(see top comment for more news!)

My epic fantasy retelling of the legend of Beowulf turns two today and, to celebrate, the ebook is on sale for only $1.99!



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Exciting news! My next anthology's release date has been moved up!

FOLLOW THE LONESOME TRAIL will release on August 31st, and we need a band of Western fans and indie author supporters to help us make this release successful!

Fill out the form to be part of the release team!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1XsnG...

Why yes, I'm reading my own story again. :)

*Sir Tristan wooing Isolde like*

Alternate Title: Death and Toxic Relationships (In A Small Town).

I'm giving away 100 copies of my epic fantasy retelling of Beowulf full of scarred girls, noble heroes, rich prose, and complex relationships! Don't delay in entering!



https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...

A little reading in honor of the Ides.

I am giving away 100 copies of my epic fantasy retelling of the Legend of Beowulf! If you love stories full of noble heroes, scarred girls, and imaginative takes on classic literature, this is for you!

https://www.goodreads.com/giv.../show...

If Milton ever runs out of coal, they ought to seriously consider turning to steam power. The amount of hot air being provided by this cast would keep this town running for many years to come.

Man, I love this author.

I love this book so, so much.

The audiobook production is coming along nicely!

I think all authors, across borders and languages, need to make a collective New Year's resolution that they will leave this one, specific trope behind in the New Year.

. . . . the absolutely inane idea that a girl would find the smell of sweat attractive just because it issues from one particular guy.

One word: HENDERSON. 😍😍😍

Listening to the brilliant audiobook production while looking at the Christmas tree . . .

Finally jumping into this famous book for the first time like -

SO excited for this reread!!

I started a Substack! If you enjoy my writing, I'm going to be posting on this new publication once a week! I'd love to see you there.



https://truthtotheendofreckoning.subs...

My epic fantasy retelling of Beowulf, BREAK THE BEAST, is on sale today for $0.99!



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Okay, there was no reason for that.

To make some snide crack about Luke Skywalker while slobbering over Han Solo is, in my book, a major character flaw.

Major strike against the author.

"I wouldn't go back there for a thousand dollars!"

Inflation has affected even hyperbole, it seems. 🙄

*me eyeballing Captain Nemo*

*me snuggling down to revel in my beloved Roman Empire once again*

A knight is "hit so hard in the brain-pan" that part of the offender's sword is left in his skull. Nevertheless, he RUNS away, boards a ship, returns home, tells the story, and only then succumbs to his wounds.

*me*

Guess what? I'm working on the Poppy's Peril audiobook! I am thrilled with this narrator and can't wait to share her performance with you all.

I really want to like this, but Knights Incorporated have tried to kill one another for nothing about a dozen times and fallen under the spell of one too many enchanted objects for my liking.

*current mood*