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why are you reading this update when y'all should be getting your hands on a copy

not the juke joint. remmick gonna get 'em

as soon as kansas got mentioned i knew these characters were gonna wind up in nicodemus

i have always hated terry bitch ass but i hate him even more now

ms forest is clearly too unserious for me and this is our breakup

boo. tomato, tomato, tomato. i'm throwing tomatoes

i get in part of the problem for reading this... but y'all just be letting anyone publish. just reading any old raggedy thing

if i gotta keep hearing about how boyish this wasian man feels and looks compared to his white love interest as the pinnacle of masculinity my eyes might actually roll out of my head

reid is an incompetent writer.

....this was something™️

tor thom got this man sounding like fucking eeyore

if you are a man named rhys and don't give off rape-y vibes you might've entitled to financial compensation from people like mr grit and dirt

scolding a murderer when you yourself are a murderer is a crazy take

i'm having a delightful little time