Madelyn Lee > Recent Status Updates

The dragon wrinkled its nose in disgust. “The… Kevin.”

Omg so official. The Kevin

“First it’s your magic, and then it’s your dick, and then you’re staring at me, wondering why I don’t make your magic or dick jump anymore.”

Lol way to think ahead

“I’m a power top and—what the fuck are we talking about?”
He looked horrified.

Hehe if that came true that would be hilarious

“For my eighth-grade creative writing teacher who told me that my stories would never amount to anything.
 
Suck it.”

Lol this dedication is the best

“Clumsily falling onto each other’s dick with regularity?”
Lol What a nice way to put it

“I do trust you.”
“Then you’re so stupid.”
Lol wut...

“Just don’t make it so big this time,” he said. “It was hard to officiate the ceremony last time when it kept falling in my mouth.”

Lol why?!

“Cheesy dicks and candlesticks and everything you need!” I tried to sing. It came out broken and sounding like I was dying. Because I was.”

Omg what the fuck is happening?!....Kevin and Gary

“I knew now why Morgan had said he feared for my heart.
I did too.”

Awww...

“No Dark Woods,” Morgan said.
“Fine,” I sighed. “No Dark Woods.”
 
FUCK THAT. We were totally going through the Dark Woods.”

That teenage rebellion...even tho he’s 20

“Are you overly warm today? It seems unlikely given the cold, dead heart that surely beats in your chest.”

Lol his comeback is impressive

I HAVE IT!!! I finally get to read it! Yayyy!!! So excited....!!!

He wasn’t strong. He had failed to protect those he cared for. He was nothing.
A sweet voice wrapped around him. “You are everything, my prince.”

Why is this so sad!

“Not like Hiroto cute, he’s adorable—”
“I really am,” Hiroto said, his ears flicking about.”

That’s so cute! ...And unexpected

“The bugs don’t die in vain. I use them in my art, arranging their corpses into outlines and shapes”

...Why?

“Carter’s expression softened. “Yeah, Kelly. I promise. I’ll always come back for you.”

So sad but so precious

“Because even when all felt lost, even when our pack split and broke again and again and again, I always had my tether. Even when he didn’t want me back. And now that’s being taken away from me.”

Awwwwwww.... stop it. Why?

“If I was white, I bet you would have kissed me,” Rico said.”

Omg, I love his randomness!

“I brought you a taquito,” Chris said.
“That’s racist.”
“But you like taquitos!”

They’re like Carter and Kelly

“But they did have one thing in common.
All three were assholes who didn’t know when to shut the fuck up. And I was stuck with them.”

Lol

“Eventually, he sniffed. “So,” he said. “Kelly is kind of cute.”

Awww

“Dude,” Kelly said. “You didn’t build a pack. You built a harem.”
“Kelly!” Carter yelped. “Mom is in his harem!”
Kelly paled. “Oh my god. And Mark.”

Omg I can’t pick which Kelly & Carter moments are the best

“Jessie,” Carter said.
“Oh,” I said. “What about her?”
“You banging her?” Carter asked.
“Banging,” I repeated.
“You smell like her,” Kelly said.
“I smell like your mother too, I’m sure.”
They both scowled at me.”

Their conversations always make me laugh

“He opened his eyes again. They were filling with the red of the Alpha. “I don’t even know. You gotta smell him and then tell me why it’s all candy canes and pinecones. All epic and awesome.”

3 years, Joe... whhhyyyyyy