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The excitement is palpable.

Ugh. Now she’s a hypocrite????
What’s worse is she won’t ever realize it

Someone tell me how we’re 77% of the way through the last book in this series and they still hate each other???

It’s giving “I don’t like this presidential candidate, but at least it’s not a woman.”

1. How did they get the song???
2. Is no one going to give us an update on the horse???

Okay but was there penetration in the last book or not?? Because I’m still so unsure. And it really changes things if there was.

A lot of catching up to do??? Girl…. There’s no way.

Wait… what happened to the horse?!

Oh my god get over yourself, Gideon

Absolutely unacceptable.

You have to be absolutely shitting me.
If we don’t have Alex, does this book have ANYTHING?!

Yeah.. so where IS Alex??? Is nobody worried about him? Because I am.

“How could I have missed the signs?”

Because you’re an idiot. A fact we’ve established at least 8 times by now.

If I roll my eyes one more time, they’re going to get stuck like that.

“Especially with his hand pressed to the small of her back.”

oh SPARE ME. Everyone in this book needs to see a therapist. Unfortunately, we don’t know if they exist because we have no idea what time period we’re in!!!!

Honestly his behavior is downright rude, and you can’t possibly explain it by arguing “he’s from the other side of the tracks.”

Okay but how did we get here???

This girl is an idiot.

The perfume!!!!!!!

Okay… but did they even have sex??

….were there underwear present during that scene? seems unclear.

Oh, so Harrow’s a witch or a sympathizer?

At what point are we going to acknowledge the glorification of cutting? I have yet to decide if it’s kink or more tattoo-leaning, but it’s certainly problematic

I don’t kink shame, but I will revelation shame - This is NOT an appropriate moment to find God.

Hey, so Vaseline isn’t actually safe to use for that.

I googled it. I hate that I had to google it, but I did.

“Hey so I know we just spent 30 minutes of this rescue mission on CNC, but lemme spend another 5 bandaging you up real quick!”

NO. THIS IS NOT HOW RESCUE MISSIONS WORK.

Did this man just imply he’s a bad person because he absorbed his twin in the womb???

Okay no. We’re not justifying this. This is not feminism. This is insanity.

Look… I get that the damsel in distress angle is a thing for a lot of people. That does not give us an excuse to have sex in the middle of an actual rescue mission just because we’re tied up and helpless. HELP. HER. WHAT THE HELL.

See? That was fantastic. And yet, I don’t know that we needed 200 pages to get there…