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Horrible introduction in this edition. How can you say the entirety of the Dracula crew is fixated on being socially correct when Lucy wanting to marry three men is IN the text. And COMPLAINING about the characters “swear[ing] eternal devotion to each other and endlessly extol each other’s decency.” Tell me you’ve never had friends before. I have personal beef with James Hynes now watch your fucking back

How many times is normal amount of times to read this book in a year. Does anyone know

FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE TO GET THIS FROM THE LIBRARY

THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY

This book might actually be a disaster

Maybe 30 pages or so into the namesake of this novel and fuuuuckkkkkkkk my brain is rewiring. Other two stories have been top notch so far I need to devour this book with my teeeeth

“Lesbians will fix me” I say picking up another book of Men. “Save me lesbians” I’m going to trans their genders in my brain. I hate men

PALATE CLEANSER SAVE ME PLEASE OH GOD

Really need to stop using my Spotify audiobook hours for things like this

About to write a crazy paper on Victorian train infrastructure

I want to eat this book

FINE you get ONE MORE CHANCE

I LOVE YOU ST GIBSON

I YELLED FOR SO LONG AFTER SEEING THE NETGALLEY APPROVAL

I am obsessed with this btw. Mallory you have never done anything wrong ever

Is this like a comedy cosmic horor