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“Sometimes I even talked to Hitler. I told him, in a slow but grammatical Bavarian, that time never really passes, and he told me I was absolutely right.”

“Per IPIT [Integrated Proletarian Information Technology], the capitalist internet is cognitively deleterious, and should only be accessed by trained specialists.”

“What I read cannot be used as a pretext to kill me, even if I filled my library with books written by psychopaths, interchangeably stacking copies of Mein Kampf and Hillary Clinton’s Hard Choices.”

“We are meek, and we shall inherit no earth.”