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You can tell this wasn't written by a New Yorker (besides the Brooklyn accent coming out when hes aroused thing---thats still hilarious to me) because there still havent been any mentions of Kip taking any sort of train line, nor casual street name drops.

Also "He went to the Union Square B&N" mf The Strand is right there lmao

Kip's Brooklyn accent coming out when he's aroused...? Ms Reid let's be serious now.

OH did NOT expect this book to go there at all wow 😭

And it was at this moment, Damen knew, he fucked up.

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD THIS IS NOT ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have never, in all my God given years, consumed a piece of fiction---fan or otherwise---that contained SO much cocksucking. It is actually insane and almost commendable how Reid managed to keep writing these types of scenes and not get sick of it. Heated Rivalry more like. The Blowjob Boys I don't know I'm not even trying to be funny anymore.

yall what are we doing. ive read yuri on ice fanfiction written by teenagers better than this when I was 13. does it get better 😭

oh my DAYS

My audiobook hours have expired (AGAIN) fuck my stupid baka life.

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

DUDE ITS LIKE WATCHING A CAR CRASHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH THIS WHITE LADY GOTTA GO 😭😭😭

MY AUDIOBOOK HOURS ARE BACK BABYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

I CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE GREEN GLASS DOORS GAME

rf kuang make your characters play how many horses right now.