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Or is Hayden somehow related?? With the corner booth thing?

I wish people would shut up about "OMG that twist at the end" because some of you may be passengers, but some of us have the kind of mind that can't leave things alone! So now I'm reading and thinking but what is it though?? Is Maggie actually Laura for some reason? Is Jodi actually one of them? 🤷‍♀️

USE YOUR MOUTH WORDS, BITCH! TELL them that Spencer was sailing and Josh!Fletch was the hero!

Ok, what?? Luce's animals are all let loose and she's running AWAY instead of to Luce and saying "hey, a psychotic bitch released your animals, need a hand?" What if they hurt themselves? What if they get on the road?? Is she a fucking child?

Woah woah, back the fuck up. SLOAN wrote a poem about LUCE having sex, and you think SLOAN is the one that gets to be forgiving/grudge-y? Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Imagine watching that show and pinning for the boring blonde golden boy when the dark haired bad boy is RIGHT THERE!?

This is one of those books I hate so much I want to sing a little song about just how much I hate it.

I've waited two years for Cecily's reaction to the that marriage and it did not disappoint! 🤣 🍿🍿

Is Anna ok? Does she a TBI or something kind of developmental issues? I don't know if I can spend this much time with someone so stupid and useless.

I've been muttering it to myself for ages and now I'm putting it in b&w - that red Jaguar belonged to Mrs Simpson-Bamber (whose name escapes me)! Mark my words.

OH! I knew there was a reason the private members club being called The Herakleion rang alarm bells - all of the businesses related to the purple hippo thing had Greek names didn't they!! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Took this long to remember! 😂

"He had on brown ropers and a plaid shirt and a blue gimme cap" WTF is he wearing!? 👀 I know what a plaid shirt is but apart from that, I understand all of those words but not in that order!

Fucking hell, what is it with millennial women writing the MMC wearing backwards baseball caps and vests? Literally the unsexiest combo of all-time 👀😖🤢

Hunt is the answer to the question "what if Tamlin the Twat had remained the love interest" and nobody can convince me otherwise! Moaning and whining and sulking and brooding, and if not that then raging I mean honestly. YAWN.

Right, I'm not being funny but are the MEN in this series going to do any dying or is just the women who get fridged? Because Hunt fucking Athalar is highly disposable IMHO, and that's just for starters!

Fucking hell, how much longer is Bryce is going to be a little bitch baby and withhold vital information THAT MIGHT ALSO GET HER SOME FUCKING ANSWERS?? 🤦🏻‍♀️😡

Sarah Hawley has absolutely NAILED the banter-fight-flirt!

If Isobel's doesn't have chicken legs I'm going to be bitterly disappointed!

Look if I was trying to help a demon with amnesia but had very little knowledge of demons and my best friend was dating one (who conveniently KNOWS HIM!!) I think I'd ask for help, even if the 2 demons were at loggerheads!

I mean, if you think you've bitten by a werewolf, you may as well start dating someone who lives in a converted former bank with a vault in the basement. Nice and handy for full moons!

One story in and I hate it already 💃🏻