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3rd act breakup and they aren’t even together.

‘We’d been snowmobiling for two hours and had just made it to the bar.’…. “I want a drink,” he said. “I don’t think that’s the best idea,” Xavier said. “Me either. We’re on snowmobiles,” I said.

Why did they drive snowmobiles to the bar if they weren’t going to drink because they were driving snowmobiles? Make it make sense.

Chris is pathetic and Xavier is not a good friend.

First, there’s macadamia nuts in the fruit punch and now there’s cashews in the coleslaw. This is the most ridiculous thing I have read.