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I NEED TO BE HER BEST FRIEND SHES SO FUNNY

i need to be her best friend she’s fucking insane

“i don’t believe anything magical can make someone more in love. love is already the strongest magic there is” he’s so fucking crazy

alice u have got to kill this guy

100 pages in and we got fingers in mouths 💀💀💀

the problem w not reading this since literally the sixth grade is i forgot how long it takes for legolas to show up. where is my beautiful wife

i want LEGOLAS

yes i’m back. need to read knowing what i Know.

yeah he’s once again Goated

THIS EVIL FUCKING BOOK

u know i came in here ready to clown and guess what. it’s good. why does this always happen

i know this is so hypocritical bc i was also insufferable when i was suicidal but nora is Insufferable

oh so this is Horrifying. btw.

connor’s adhd is gonna get them all killed

unfortunately this holds up. sorry

i am so confused dawg

don’t judge me i’m indulging my inner child

oh this is so much darker than the first one they locked that girl underground to almost drown what the hell 😭

this dumb bitch finally having the idea i had the second she got this damn ranch

it’s possible this book is too woke

emily henry i need u to stop saying “heat rushed through my center” and the like.

i needed a book abt normal writers after the insanity that was yellowface

i hate this book and everyone in it. best book ever

ok it’s getting better

please tell me this gets better i can’t do happy place part 2

opening line “hey tiger” oh brother ….

they keep talking abt lindenmere like it’s the first ley line forest ronan ever dreamt JUSTICE FOR CABESWATER WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

genuinely those gay boys are the only thing getting me through this book

i really don’t care abt any of this except my little bald freak

oh hell i hate this man so much