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it’s reminding me of castlevania

it feels like edythe is a lot better with touch than edward is. like what do you mean beau is holding her hand in her volvo???? beau is also soooo much more forward than bella is, leaning in to kiss her after port angeles?! it's also funny to me when edythe does something and just being like edward would NEVERRRR do that 😭

this is kinda fascinating i'm enjoying myself a lot

i’m coming to the cottage

alice bouncing is so real. like peace i’m out GL

god i hate this plot i hate this book everything annoys me this shouldn’t be possible and i hate that bella is so deadset on it. it’s so bad

i love edward so so much goddamn <3

SHE’S GOING CLIFF DIVING EVERYBODY CHEERED the edward drought is nearly over 😭

impatiently waiting for edward though i am enjoying the in between. it makes me happy knowing that edward is suffering even more than bella is

“don’t women wait until they’re 29 to get upset over birthdays?” lmfao oh it’s been so long since i read this it’s killing me that i’m 29 now

clarisse riding up and down fifth avenue with the drakon strapped to her chariot is sooooo achilles coded which means silena is patroclus 😭

rip to kronos if he tries going after annabeth

this is the craziest game of werewolf/mafia. this is so good!!!

at the moment i’m most suspicious of vera. i think she killed macarthur

rocky is my best friend

they’re in auckland ??????????

this is so interesting and so crazy

they have literally been crying this entire book and i'm not feeling it. it's so tiring. like i get the champagne problems of what is going on and i appreciate that and i actually like the misunderstanding but i'm just annoyed by how annoying i find them. goddamnit

i can't tell why i'm not feeling super invested in this. i'm enjoying myself but i'm not caring like i thought i would