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oh for fuck's sake

I love this stupid book so much

im having the time of my life

this is so good

what on earth is this plot

this is atrocious

I love this book I adore this book

RETURN OF THE KING!

this is not going to end well, is it?

oh!

why are you, as a thousand-year-old basilisk, getting involved in the relationship drama of two twenty-year-olds? are you not EMBARRASSED?

you're telling me a thousand-year-old creature is this emotional, impulsive, irrational and jealous? and that's attractive how and why? I hope he dies I hope they all die

this just keeps getting worse, and it was unbelievably bad to begin with

it has come to my attention that I have no idea what this book is really about

every man in this book needs to die

YEARS?? it's been YEARS??

less of fenlia please oh my god

this might be the least sexy scene anyone has ever written

the sex is bad but the plot is worse

this place isn't actually a kingdom, it's a village, which means that leo isn't a prince, he's the mayor's son. at best.

i actually don't think that lindsay straube knows what a kingdom is

why are we pretending like this is a plot twist

fen is getting on my LAST nerve oh my god

just when you think the book can't get worse

why is this 1000-year-old man obsessed with the dumbest, most immature 20-year-old??

you're crying over this??? get it together

however bad you think this book is, I promise it is worse

love how the author can't decide if her protagonist is the hottest person in the world or so ugly no man could possibly ever want to fuck her. girl it just simply cannot be both.

"It felt as if their entire conversation had been a battle of wits, and Tem wasn't sure who had won." no one has won you are both dumb as shit

justice for babs!

I actually love Naberius