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Paula is 32% done with Victorious (Villains, #3)

don't kill urself ur so sexy

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Paula is 32% done with Victorious (Villains, #3)

god I love victor

— 23 minutes ago Add a comment

Paula is 13% done with Victorious (Villains, #3)

oh for fuck's sake

— 23 hours, 24 min ago Add a comment

Paula is on page 26 of 429 of Long Live Evil (Time of Iron, #1)

I love this stupid book so much

— May 14, 2026 11:17AM Add a comment

Paula is 24% done with Seek the Traitor’s Son (The Burning Empire, #1)

im having the time of my life

— May 14, 2026 09:00AM Add a comment

Paula is 12% done with Seek the Traitor’s Son (The Burning Empire, #1)

this is so good

— May 14, 2026 02:46AM Add a comment

Paula is 75% done with My Lady Jane (The Lady Janies, #1)

what on earth is this plot

— May 12, 2026 10:43AM Add a comment

Paula is 8% done with Feathers So Vicious (Court of Ravens, #1)

this is atrocious

— May 10, 2026 01:03PM Add a comment

Feathers So Vicious (Court of Ravens, #1)

Paula is 70% done with The Unicorn Hunters

I love this book I adore this book

— May 05, 2026 04:44AM Add a comment

Paula is 64% done with The Unicorn Hunters

RETURN OF THE KING!

— May 04, 2026 12:07PM Add a comment

Paula is 41% done with The Unicorn Hunters

this is not going to end well, is it?

— May 03, 2026 01:38PM Add a comment

Paula is 35% done with The Unicorn Hunters

oh!

— May 03, 2026 12:58PM Add a comment

Paula is 86% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

why are you, as a thousand-year-old basilisk, getting involved in the relationship drama of two twenty-year-olds? are you not EMBARRASSED?

— May 01, 2026 01:35AM Add a comment

Paula is 86% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

you're telling me a thousand-year-old creature is this emotional, impulsive, irrational and jealous? and that's attractive how and why? I hope he dies I hope they all die

— May 01, 2026 01:29AM Add a comment

Paula is 67% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

this just keeps getting worse, and it was unbelievably bad to begin with

— Apr 28, 2026 07:20AM 2 comments

Paula is 7% done with Great Circle

it has come to my attention that I have no idea what this book is really about

— Apr 28, 2026 05:04AM 1 comment

Paula is 6% done with Great Circle

every man in this book needs to die

— Apr 28, 2026 04:38AM Add a comment

Paula is 93% done with The Sun Blessed Prince

YEARS?? it's been YEARS??

— Apr 27, 2026 06:50AM Add a comment

Paula is 57% done with The Sun Blessed Prince

less of fenlia please oh my god

— Apr 26, 2026 06:17AM Add a comment

Paula is 59% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

this might be the least sexy scene anyone has ever written

— Apr 24, 2026 01:40PM Add a comment

Paula is 53% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

the sex is bad but the plot is worse

— Apr 24, 2026 02:42AM Add a comment

Paula is 52% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

this place isn't actually a kingdom, it's a village, which means that leo isn't a prince, he's the mayor's son. at best.

i actually don't think that lindsay straube knows what a kingdom is

— Apr 24, 2026 02:29AM 1 comment

Paula is 47% done with The Sun Blessed Prince

why are we pretending like this is a plot twist

— Apr 23, 2026 01:11PM Add a comment

Paula is 22% done with The Sun Blessed Prince

fen is getting on my LAST nerve oh my god

— Apr 20, 2026 11:57PM Add a comment

Paula is 36% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

just when you think the book can't get worse

— Apr 20, 2026 08:22AM Add a comment

Paula is 35% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

why is this 1000-year-old man obsessed with the dumbest, most immature 20-year-old??

— Apr 20, 2026 08:09AM 1 comment

Paula is 18% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

you're crying over this??? get it together

— Apr 19, 2026 08:23AM Add a comment

Paula is 17% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

however bad you think this book is, I promise it is worse

— Apr 18, 2026 12:54PM Add a comment

Paula is 13% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

love how the author can't decide if her protagonist is the hottest person in the world or so ugly no man could possibly ever want to fuck her. girl it just simply cannot be both.

— Apr 18, 2026 03:31AM Add a comment

Paula is 12% done with Kiss of the Basilisk (Split or Swallow, #1)

"It felt as if their entire conversation had been a battle of wits, and Tem wasn't sure who had won." no one has won you are both dumb as shit

— Apr 18, 2026 03:24AM Add a comment

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