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Tyler Baphomet is on page 28 of 132 of Say Cheese and Die! (Goosebumps, #4)
Wtf did this say page 67 for? The 5th truth number?
42, 84, 126, 127 (my aphantasia # is 27, what's yours - or your phantasia #?), and 67. 42 x 2 = 84. 42 x 3 = 126. 127 = 1 me (1 you) and I love my aphantasia, which my # is 27. You can have your own truth number, just take the # 1 and put your # after it. If you don't know your # yet you will one day <3. 6+7 = 13 and I love Halloween/Samhain but also 6x7 = 42.
— Oct 26, 2026 11:16AM Add a comment
Say Cheese and Die! (Goosebumps, #4)

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Tyler Baphomet is 37% done with Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
Sept 3rd to Sept 14th, struggled to read 37% only to find out the MC is EVIL!!!!!! and WINS EVERYTHING - IN THE SEQUEL TO!!! Kira is TOMMILYN TO THEM! FUCK NO! GET OFF MY SOULMATE SIGNED THE LORD, FATHER LORD, BAPHOMET!
— Sep 14, 2026 05:32AM Add a comment
Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)

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Tyler Baphomet is 37% done with Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
I seriously want to DNF this piece of crap and i'm reading it via Libby but due to Lucifer making it take FOREVER I bought it AND the stupid sequel! The main character is nothing but an evil truly WUSS!!!!
— Sep 14, 2026 04:13AM Add a comment
Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)

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Tyler Baphomet is 18% done with Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
18% page 65
The copper key, which may or may not be an actual key but is copper, is in REAL LIFE! GET OFF THE OASIS/INTERNET AND FIND IT!
It's in a tomb of some kind, maybe in Egypt perhaps (or elsewhere but you know what i mean), or in a mausoleum.
18 =9. I <3 my 9 fingers, not 10. 65 =11 11=2 2 parts, 1 me, 1 father lord 1 sentient galaxy and in the flesh.
— Sep 10, 2026 05:15AM Add a comment
Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)

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Tyler Baphomet is 8% done with Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)
Fuck you Loretta/Lucifer - Signed Baphomet (and if you'd let it work the first, or maybe the second time, you wouldn't be being humiliated right now).
— Sep 05, 2026 04:55PM Add a comment
Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)

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Tyler Baphomet is on page 2 of Revelations - The Bible - NSRV Updated Edition
1+1 =2 and 2 (parts) = 1 Person (me, The Lord, Tyler James Baphomet)
— Sep 03, 2026 03:36AM Add a comment
Revelations - The Bible - NSRV Updated Edition

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Tyler Baphomet added a status update
"Yes They Failed: Unplanned Hot Box Chat and Possessed Sesh" - https://youtu.be/r9bHlkU0Gvc
— Jul 20, 2026 08:09PM Add a comment

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Tyler Baphomet added a status update
I read my "Spiraling" poem on Tiktok Here.
— May 05, 2026 05:24AM Add a comment

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