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“I matched with him on Grindr last night”

So the author has never met a gay man before, got it…you don’t “match” with people on Grindr…this would be an easy fact check

“There was no magic here. No witchcraft. This was as real as it could get.”

This quote makes no sense in the context of the book though, since we know magic IS real. How did no one catch this

I swore years ago I would never read Stephen King again, but here we are.

Is reading a romance so soon after a breakup a good idea?? Stay tuned to find out I guess

The empathy from being a writer…deeply unserious

“He even asked me to update our Facebook page. And we have a Twitter now, by the way.”

“Do people still use that?”

I *KNOW* this author is fairly young so what do you MEAN he’s having g his young character saying this about Twitter?? If anything it would make more sense for her to have made that comment about Facebook. It’s the small things people…

I’m not gagging yet.

The world building decision to tie specific clothing/materials to gender, in a way that makes it seem as if the author is trying to portray it as progressive, is certainly a Choice

So she doesn’t know what the word language is but knows what callous means. Right…right…

Might as well call this a Marvel movie with the amount of mindless cameo slop in it!

This is so cringy…

Girl……..

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

You cannot be serious

Fuck right off lmao

Suzanne needs to stop writing songs oh my god like ENOUGHHHHH

Just as I suspected. The nostalgia bait begins. 🙄

HELLLLLLLOOOOOO?!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN

Oh that’s not-

Y’all I’m sorry but this is NOT good so far…have I been lied to once again?

Why is the horror category in the GR Choice Awards lowkey a flop…

Oh!

LITERALLY MOTHERRRR I KNOW THATS RIGHT

Not a goddamn peach again…CMBYN will answer for its crimes

GOODBYE not the Babybel cheese LMAO

So girlie is just a pro at everything right off the bat, especially telepathy, and has been shown to be able to get into people’s heads easily…now people are withholding info she wants that concerns her and she isn’t just…reading their thoughts? And don’t tell me it’s about “morals’ because girlie’s entire life has just been derailed in the past two days

Bestie George is already devouring yupppp

I’ve already been gagged..what do you MEAN video games??! THIS HAS LIKE MODERN DAY TECH IN IT HUUUUH?! (Also I’m not very far in OBVIOUSLY but it’s already eating like…)

I have read adult horror novels less brutal than this book hello??

Not detrimental to my enjoyment or anything but there have been two NOTICEABLE typos in these 65 pages which I think is just. Interesting for a trad-published book…