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so far this book is as straight as BBC's Merlin. Our narrator be down badddddd

someone needs to tell our narrator he likes boysssssssss

guys don’t sleep with ur boring boss and then go searching for the most wanted troll in the kingdom that u have more tension with after speaking 4 sentences to than you do the guy you’ve been pining for through 2 books

pg 303??? C H I L L S
Henry may i please write a thesis on you sir-

I have never read a more painfully average body of work in my life that has been as hyped as this book. It is actually hilarious how downright juvenile the writing is. I’ve never read a more insufferable main character and not because it’s their character but because the writing is abhorrent

I’m on page 13 and this is so far one of the worst books I’ve read??? Who edited this???? The grammar the sentence structure? The verbose clunky prose that scREAMS lazy writing??? The main character is a y/n cliche cringe-fest I’m nothing special I’m just boring and small?? I don’t even know if I can get through this

James and Cordelia. On the stairs. Page 401. I AM. UNWELL.

Page 125-127 made me choke so hard on a cherry pip that I was actually on all fours on the ground trying to cough it up until it hurtled out of my mouth and across my living room. Cassie you need to pay for my therapy that was BRUTAL

ALL THE CLOCKWORK PRINCESS REFERENCES ARE RUINING ME