Anna > Recent Status Updates

Did he just order hot chocolate at a bar???

“Your dress was lit” I think we should make it illegal to have modern day dragon stories

“She was in a lesbian relationship with one of the victims.”
“Are you in a lesbian relationship with this woman, Pamela?”
“No, Dad, I’m not.”
“Then I’m not concerned.”

DAD JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BRIAN YOOOOOOOO

"The girl wondered why men so often used food to describe women's features. There was a hunger to such men that was best avoided." Literally on the second or third paragraph and I'm already yelling to the skies

“I like your kind of quiet. Your heart isn’t quiet” my daddy issues are QUAKING

1) THE ENTIRE BREAST!???
2) “You’re basically a virgin” NOPE I’d shut down so quick BRO UR IN THE MIDDLE OF A SEXY MOMENT AND YOU SAY THE WORST THING POSSIBLE

“My wife and the twins won’t mind” LMAOOOOO

“Everything about him must be huge. Height, fingers, voice.” GIRL STFU

Only on page 67 and she’s mentioned how tiny she is/was at least 15 times

Are we quite done making a stink about people who don’t drink their coffee black?

Why did they take a shower last night after having sex, and then also shower the next morning???

I THOUGHT WE LEFT TONGUES FIGHTING FOR DOMINANCE IN THE 2010S!

I am still confused as to how these two are having tension with how lax they are about sex with other people. AND HOW DID THE HOCKEY TEAM GET INTO THE HONEYPOT? DID LOLA GET ALL LIKE 25 OF THEM IN??

Already I am confused as to why these two are arguing with each other and why Nate sees Anastasia and immediately goes “I should befriend her”. ALSO ARE THEY NOT BOTH SENIORS? HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW EACH OTHER YET WHEN THEYRE BORH STUDENT ATHLETES IN THE SAME TYPE OF SPORT???

1) THE GATOR SCENE… IM SWEATING!!! KISSING UNDERWATER?!?
2) why does whit give dmitri from anastasia vibes… i’m crushing

So help me if Marie’s dad ends up dying…

“Fine. The Princess Bride. A safe crowd-pleaser. A film everybody likes but is nobody’s favorite.” ITS IN MY LETTERBOXD TOP 4 YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

“Plus, they only let cis men in here if they’re accompanied by a woman or nonbinary person” PLEASE SAY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC SINCE BRIAR IS ULTRA GEN Z BC HOW DO THEY DETERMINE WHO IS CIS VS NONBINARY/TRANS??

“It’s no good loving fragile things” SOBBING

Jason is the stupidest man in the world. The first 150 pages of this book were so good IM SO SAD ITS ENDING LIKE THIS

Annnnnnddddd there’s the miscommunication I knew was coming and was dreading

why does Abby Jimenez insist on creating male characters who have no brains and end up being toxic?

THIS IS SO SILLY SO FAR

the compliment/complement joke… does Violet think only scribes understand word jokes?

how many more times am i going to have to listen to these annoying sex scenes that are literally just copy/pasted from the last time it happened

i’m sorry you mean to tell me that the morning after violet is almost killed and has been rescued after 6 days of torture, she wants to get dicked down???

I KNEW THAT DAIN WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME SUCK ON THAT DAIN HATERS (this from a dain tolerator, not a lover)

“So Bodhidharma sat his ass in a nearby cave and faced the wall for nine years, listening to the ants scream.”
“Listening to WHAT?”
“The ants scream, Runin. Keep up.”

JIANG IS SO FUNNY IM SCREAMING