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okay here we go.

need to ground myself bc i’m already in my book purist anger mode

do not want this to end

ve schwab i owe u everything tbh

maybe male hockey players should start in prison and earn their way out

this is genuinely a spiritual successor to iwtv

vs schwab u are everything

reading this in 2025 and seeing the words “former president trump” …………

it is genuinely so depressing reading all the racist bullshit that has happened in the nhl

the writing in this book is not great but it is funny she also refers to a honda element as a toaster which is exactly what i used to call my dad’s old element when i was a kid

never thought i’d be so clocked in to a reality tv show but here i am

okay did not know auston matthews had a switzerland era

hockey is so horrible sometimes but i just got really emotional over the san jose sharks

i kinda dont like any of these people

the bisexual terror dome

a creative writing degree doesn’t get u much but it does give u the ability to instantly pick out passive voice

only romance novels cure my slump unfortunately

jack hughes already scored six goals in three games i can’t let him lap me on the reading challenge too

the little caesars mention made me remember that frank iero got his ass tat and gerard way dressed up as a nurse in detroit

nothing like starting ur book with an authors note that basically says “sorry this is bad i wrote it when i was 20” also another hockey book yeah shut up about it i’m not doing this for fun

i literally only know how to read hockey books now im sorryyyy

I’M GONNA THROW UP THIS CANNOT BE HOW THIS BOOK ENDS ??????????????

this book series is ruining me for everything else

this is actually not how hockey works at all and this makes absolutely no sense

she can fix hi(s hockey tea)m