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beartown was not a unique feat i rlly think backman is one of the best writers of all time

fuck this oh my god

what if i SHOT Myself in tbe HEAD .

what if we all died

need more elzar stat

charles i’m scared

lestat u nasty freak

i can taste the finish line

i’m so over this where is armand

hockey players and hockey staff should start in hell and earn their way out this is insanity

this is so booty but i wanna read the vampire armand so we persist

lestat u freak

i’m being held hostage by anne rice

armand always catching strays

NEW JERSEY DEVILS MENTIONED

armand always at the scene of the crime

okay here we go.

need to ground myself bc i’m already in my book purist anger mode

do not want this to end

ve schwab i owe u everything tbh

maybe male hockey players should start in prison and earn their way out

this is genuinely a spiritual successor to iwtv

vs schwab u are everything

reading this in 2025 and seeing the words “former president trump” …………

it is genuinely so depressing reading all the racist bullshit that has happened in the nhl

the writing in this book is not great but it is funny she also refers to a honda element as a toaster which is exactly what i used to call my dad’s old element when i was a kid

never thought i’d be so clocked in to a reality tv show but here i am