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I can’t commit to just one book apparently. This one is hilarious

Krista is so fucking dense.

Naomi is the dumbest bitch I’ve never met

Rereading so I k ow what’s happening in Rites of the Starling 😅 I forgot how dreamy the Guardian is

Victra is an absolute UNIT

“You never pretended the world wasn’t broken, even when it favored you.”
-Pax to Virginia

The way this book is getting me interested in science again has me giddy

Spoilers!!!

Absolutely nothing and no one could convince me to touch, much less hold, a mummified person.

Highlighting half this book because these definitions speak to me

There’s a lot going on.

Saeris needs to stop talking about what a wretch she is while simultaneously marching around like she’s been a queen from birth. There’s no transition from street rat to queen.

I’ve lost track how many times Saeris called Fisher “my mate” than by his name and it’s driving me nuts. And to add insult to injury, Taladaius is now mostly called “my maker”. I’m fed up.

“No one should have to look at severe when they’re first born.” -Virginia, the merciful

Lo is kind of annoying ngl

I’m reading this while doing the stairs at the gym (my other books are too large) and honestly is a good time.

Carl claiming the dungeon as his is such a power move

Maximilien needs a job fr.

I recommend writing everyone’s names down at the beginning and how Edmond knows them, because holy shit a lot is happening and everyone has long names that I can’t pronounce.

Carl’s anger is so valid and now I want yo throw hands.

Vampa is such a polite bandit 💅

Low key have a crush on Carl after what he did for Donut

Justice for Zev!

Donut out of context: “IT IS NOT A CARL DOLL”

So Carl’s parents suck

I already know this is going to be a 5 star book because the men are such divas only 10 pages in

I ship Katjia and Carl