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and elle fanning this one is for you (both for narrating the audiobook and for starring in the show, okay queen!)

literally everyone look away but, “Her voice was huskily soft, and it could be so sweet as to be irresistible.” they knew exactlyyyyy what they were doing when casting miss pugh…

florence pugh this one is for you

and if this wasn’t for my final goodreads challenge I would’ve DNFed it 121 pages ago

35 pages in and already tooooo many men this is a specific kind of suffering

what the hell, sure

yep that’s me! you’re probably wondering how I ended up here (it’s a hostage situation, some might say)

the epigraphs already have me Fearing for my life

hey so, what

I’m only on page 13 and already I fear

wait this might be a horror book…

mind you I’ve already read this of course, but due to certain recent developments I’m going to reread it so I can set people straight about what emily brontë intended it to be

let’s go girls

i’m working on it and i’m kind of sort of almost done as you can see by this update

how much money is she going to give that man

banger incoming you heard it here first

as always don’t look at me because i’m trying to figure out what to read and i need to feel something. also? down with men

i’ll pay someone $10 to read this on my behalf then let me count it for ~my~ challenge

mothman mention😌✊🏼

this is approximately the 6th book i’ve started in the last week and a half. mind you, i WILL finish this one. i think..

“Let the world be as I see it for just tonight. Without too many gray areas and caveats. Where I know I’m mortal but I’m not sure that you’re not a god.” YOU GUYS????? i am Not Strong Enough for this

actually don’t look at me and definitely don’t worry about how many books i’m technically reading at the moment

mentions “basic math” then proceeds to include meters and degrees and an “ARCTAN” operation…i am NOT the target audience for this

okay? don’t look at me it’s pride month

okay. you guys. okay. do NOT look at me but. i’m doing it i have to do it i’m throwing in the towel i’m letting the darkness win i’m…DNFing. for now maybe. we might come back we might not, but i physically, mentally, and emotionally cannot do it right now so please join me as i mourn the end of a no DNFing streak

team, i’m gonna be honest, i don’t think i fully understand what i’m reading. the word choice and structure of the writing is not doing it for me. nevertheless, we persist!

hmmmmmmmmmmm

you guys i’m so aware of so many emotions right now it’s NOT good

as always, it’s so dire out here everybody

“Grown men don’t have enough things they’re afraid of on this planet to become good at running.” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!